Six Sentences

Two friends are having open affairs of the heart with their pets. Suzy loves Cocker Spaniels, especially a five-year old named Shadow. Shadow occasionally disappears, having affairs of his own, leaving Suzy angry and anguished. Martha finds all beauty and mirth in Bassett Hounds. Oliver is a pup, full of piddle and poo. Who would have imagined that walking the dog at all hours could elicit so many chuckles?